Don't Be Hatin'

I can proudly state that I now have two laptops collaborating against me. Both computers revert to the "blue screen of death" every time I try to start them up. I am now the proud owner of a new computer as a result. These two computers seem to have been collaborating with my home's air conditioner in an effort to drive me out of Florida. I, however, am fighting back! Thanks to a few beers and a trip to the beach, I am ready to get back to work!